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Monthly Archives: December 2010

Hey everybody.

As you probably know, a blizzard has struck the northeast United States, crippling air travel to and from the area. As usual, I spent Christmas in Texas where my family lives. Since I’m slated to perform with Video Games Live in Newark, New Jersey on December 29th and 30th, I scheduled a return flight for the 27th; my flight has been cancelled. Luckily, the airline agent I spoke to was able to book a flight to the Philadelphia airport for the morning of the 29th, so I have a very good chance of making it to Newark for both performances (knock on wood).

HOWEVER, I have been trying to contact the Video Games Live people because I’m not even sure THEY’RE going to be able to fly into the city. If they can’t, I imagine the performance will be cancelled.

The reason I’m writing this blog post is to tell you that I will be at the NJPAC in Newark at 7:30pm on December 29th and 30th if AT ALL POSSIBLE. If the Video Games Live show gets cancelled, I’ll be there at the front doors of the NJPAC at 7:30PM on both nights, and if some of you want to show up, we could go as a group and get some food somewhere in the area. I hate the idea of letting you down after promising you an appearance.

SO, stay tuned to my twitter feed [ ]  and/or my Facebook page [ ] and I’ll make announcements regarding the performances. I really hope to be able to perform alongside Tommy Tallarico and the symphony orchestra, but even if that falls through, I hope I can still have fun with some of my fans.



A collection of my tweets from earlier today with the hashtag “21stCenturyProblems.” I also include a few retweets from funny followers.

Fool me once, LOL. Fool me twice, FML. #21stCenturyProverbs

Love is legally blind, but there’s always Lasik. ##21stCenturyProverbs

Do unto others in a public forum what you would have them do unto you in a public forum. #21stCenturyProverbs

@assclown_jr: If you can’t beat em,troll em. #21stCenturyProverbs

You can’t have your cake and eat it too without better funding for stem cell research. #21stCenturyProverbs

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the internet and he’ll fap for a lifetime. #21stCenturyProverbs

Where there’s a will there’s a reality show about it.#21stCenturyProverbs

You can’t judge an eBook by its kindle. #21stCenturyProverbs

You can lead a horse to water, but you’re probably gonna want to bring a Brita filter. #21stCenturyProverbs

A leopard cannot change its spots, but it can be upgraded to Snow Leopard. #21stCenturyProverbs

Riku1824: Be a Tweeter not a follower. #21stCenturyProverbs

Every dog has his debut on Youtube. #21stCenturyProverbs

Sticks and stones may break my bones but bullying’s the real danger. #21stCenturyProverbs

Man cannot live by reconstituted rib-shaped rib meat patty alone.#21stCenturyProverbs


… Type your 21st Century versions of well-known proverbs in the comment box!