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…I have written a limerick for Congressman Anthony Weiner:

You announced that you won’t be a quitter,
and referred to a “tweet” as a “twitter.”
To court your next female,
why not just use email
to transmit a pic of your critter?

…you see, this is actually why you should be following ME on Twitter; because if I send you a picture of the hairy banjo tonight, I’ll never lie about it in the morning.





  2. Since his zombie-like wife is named “Huma” —-

    SInce Huma won’t give me a humma
    Now my iPod’s all covered with cumma
    ‘Cuz I’m whipping my meat
    While I Twitter and Tweet
    With bimbos much crudah and dumma

    — Ralph Waldo Hummerson

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